I got coffee and some M&M's.
La gente nacida entre 1994 y 1999 hemos vivido en tres decadas, dos siglos y dos milenos, y no tenemos 18 todavía.

siemprepadelanteok:

CONCHETUMARE NACI EN 1993 :C 

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

blukudeiro:
still the best thing ever

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

blukudeiro:

still the best thing ever

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